The House that Joko Built

April 7, 1998

Diaz Hendropriyono
Northfield, VT

Banyan trees are the first things you see before entering this place. One would wonder what is behind this massive three-meter high brick wall covered with beautiful green vines of ivy. At the center of this immense wall is a huge iron gate with two computerized doors operated by a sentry in the guardhouse behind this fence. With the exception of special events, cars are forbidden to come in through the gate. As one approaches this main gate, the sentry in uniform would come out asking for an identification card before permitting you to make an entrance. Once you are given permission to proceed through the gate, you will see a two-meter-wide asphalt road that brings you through a forest-like environment with nothing but big trees on each side whose leaves and boughs sometimes fall on the street, reflecting the janitors’ negligence.

The shaded road and the overpowering scent of Indonesian garden flowers make you feel as if you were in the celestial Kingdom. In addition, the sounds of birds chirping seem to “embellish” the divine atmosphere. You would feel unusually cooler walking through this esplanade because of the sheltering trees.

After going through this winding confined avenue, you would eventually gaze in awe at one of the most wonderful views in the world: an enormous two-storied white house which, on the front part, has a beautifully sculptured figure of a corpulent child with its right hand pointing to the west, as a direction for the Moslems of where to pray. A small “reservoir,” with a water fountain that keeps spurting up around this figure, whose gushing reminds you of a brook, surrounds the statue of the naked cherub. This imposing sculpture, which is always kept illuminated throughout the night, is encircled with the road that proceeds from the main gate, with another going off to the exit gate.

A spacious ravishing garden and its multitude of beautiful flowers color your vision around the house with naturally green scenery. The big trees no longer obscure the sky. You can see the ethereal beauty of this gigantic, yet meticulously built, house in the middle of an exquisite garden that stretches for approximately five hectares.

East of the statue is a walkway which ends up with a three-step staircase leading to the main door of the extravagant palace-like house. The two white giant pillars, with some intricate decorations on them, at the front part of the house and the oval terrace make you feel as if you were about to enter the White House.

On the left and right hand side of the front door are two statues, in the form of human beings--male and female--from the Stone Age only wearing a piece of cloth, kneeling to each other, as if showing respect to people entering the house. Usually a butler, who is always impeccably dressed in a clean white uniform, would open the door as he courteously greets you with a warm Indonesian welcome saying “Selamat datang.” The butler would have probably been told by the guard of a guest’s arrival.

As soon as the door is open, you would see a vast lobby with a gigantic crystal chandelier hung from an approximately four-meter-high arched roof. On each side of the hallway, you would be dazzled by two plushly red carpeted stairways ascending in an outward archlike manner to the second floor.

The room seems to glitter because of the gold colors found in it: the ornate gold-gilded frames of the paintings hanging on the wall, the decorations on the roof and wall, the luster of the marble floor, several Grecian urns, and the glistening crystals.

As you advance inside the house, you would find two paintings, each about two meters in length and 1 ½ meters in width, of my grandfather and grandmother. Continuing on, you would behold some pictures, in much smaller sizes, of the families of my grandparents’ children. These pictures are hung at eye level enabling everyone to see them. My family picture, taken when I was about fourteen, is among them.

The several rooms in this house are luxuriously furnished and decorated. Some rooms even boast private features such as saunas and spa baths. The elegance of the rooms can be seen by noticing the huge beds that can probably fit six people, the extravagant parlors just off the bedrooms, and the marble-in-laid bathrooms that are kept scrupulously clean by the maids.

At the rear of this edifice, you will witness an enchanting extensive golf course with an architecturally man-made pond. As you progress with your dainty steps towards the verge of this golf course, which has a hilly contour, albeit hindered by several big trees, alas, you would see in a far distance an impoverished village down the hill from where you are standing. Amongst those little huts, where you will see a few peasantry who seem to hover on the brink of destitution working on their farms, is a large sign indicating the name of the village: “Desa Gandok, Jogjakarta, Indonesia.”

As you are going back to the front part of the house heading to the exit gate, going through a different way from where you entered, you will see an inscription autographed by a man, who was believed to have been an opulent Dutch entrepreneur, whose nick name was Joko.

My grandfather once told me that his father bought the house from this person, whose real name was unrevealed, when the country was colonized by the Dutch. After going through another forest-like environment, you will see this plaque hung on the exit gate next to another guardhouse.

Banyan trees are the last things you see when exiting. One would keep recalling this historical house that had been refurbished many times.

This is the house that Joko built

I Met an Alien

23 March 1998
Diaz Hendropriyono
Northfield, VT

Many people do not believe whether Alien exists. The governments, of any country, seems to have kept its existence or sightings a secret as many demand to know the truth. Well, at least i am fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to know the truth by having seen one.

One night, a few years back, my sleep was disturbed by the hubbub of voices outside the house. Wanting to know what was happening, I opened my eyes. The clamor of voices seemed to be getting louder; my room was filled by a very bright light. Then, I heard steps coming towards my room. A heavy object leaped through the window shattering the glass.

Along with a buzzing sound, I saw a grotesque creature. I jumped off my bed in consternation. This creature emitted the worst odor I have ever smelled. I thought I had just detected some feces. It had an asymmetrical round head. Its ears did not resemble a human’s. The nose did not look like a human’s either. Its straight and small nose seemed to be overwhelmed by its big head. The mouth was unimaginably tiny. It made me think that the creature did not have one. Its neck, which was probably as scrawny as the arms of the deprived children in Ethiopia, stood approximately 30cm from its body. The huge head did not seem to have enough support from its neck. Thus, the creature’s head appeared to be wobbly as if it were about to fall down or come off.

As I hesitantly positioned myself in front of this heinous-looking freak, I saw its many eyeballs, which looked more like beads floating around in a disorderly fashion, in its round shimmering red eyes; they, at once, stopped as soon as its head faced me. These numerous “beads” began to shine lights through its eyes towards me. What I had in my mind was that it must have been aiming at me, as if it were about to shoot me with its probably much more advanced and sophisticated weapon than we have in this universe.

There were only three fingers on each of this being’s hand. Each of these fingers was much longer than a human’s. The arms extended further down, like those of a Chimpanzee’s. The two arms looked emaciated. They seemed to have neither elbows nor joints; yet, they could bend.
I could not really estimate how tall it was since it did not stand straight; it always bent over. Its body looked very gaunt, very much similar to rocker Marilyn Manson. As it was in my room, it kept bouncing as if it had a sense of buoyancy.

In terms of clothing, it seemed that it had not followed the latest fashion in New York: it did not wear anything. Its body looked as if it were smeared in lotion and seemed as if it had been polished. The combination of the yellow and white color of its body gave me the illusion that it was wearing clothing.

Like its body, its long and as-thin-as-its-arms legs had never stood straight. The two protruding knees reminded me of a person suffering from goitre. Both of its feet were much longer than humans’ feet. I did not pay as much attention as to how many toes it had.

After gawking at me for a few seconds, it attempted to demolish me by hopping towards me with its two hands in the air trying to grab me. Still in fright, I evaded its attack. I could not think of trying to counter its assault since I was in a panic.

Its movements were very fast. All of a sudden, it had its left hand seizing my neck. Somehow, its right hand’s fingers turned into scissors, exactly like the hand of Edward Scissor-hands. With a nimble movement, it cut my T-shirt revealing my chest. As it advanced with its right hand towards my countenance, I screamed as loud as I could. I, then, began to keep a distant from it after it let go of my neck. I threw my first punch right on its face. It did not look hurt. There was no change in its facial expression, except for its eyes: they turned green. The whirring sound began to get louder and louder, as an engine about to spurt and eventually blow.

My feeling of dread grew stronger as I heard more steps coming towards my room, realizing that more of the creatures were coming. Abruptly, the door was kicked open. I saw my mom and my maid at the door. Both of them gaped in shock looking at me in my bed. I saw the window was not smashed. I realized at once that I just had a nightmare.

My mother approached me and asked me, “What happened to you?”

I told her, “I just met an Alien!”

Indonesia, Like the Titanic, is Sinking

February 18, 1998

Diaz Hendropriyono
Northfield, VT

Titanic could be the most popular and most profitable movie ever made. Who has not seen the movie more than once? Many of us went back and forth to the movie theater to watch the same movie over, and over again. Indeed, I like the movie as much as others do. It is a great movie, with a great storyline, and played by great actors. Who does not adore DiCaprio and Winslet, anyway, especially after watching the movie?

However, what I think most interesting about the movie is not one of those I just mentioned. The movie, specifically, reminds all of us, Indonesians, what we are going through right now. It serves as a great analogy to the financial crisis that stifles the nation.

The movie is about a huge ship, once thought to be unsinkable, that sank in 1912. One reason for its accidental dive that killed 1,500 passengers may be the owner’s arrogance and overconfidence in relying fully on the massive ship. The people on the upper decks (mostly the rich)—when the Titanic was sinking—left with some boats, leaving hundreds of people on the lower deck (the poor) behind. The people on the lower decks of the Titanic may not know the statistics of this immense ship. Unfortunately, when the Titanic hit the iceberg, the ones who felt the leakage the first were those on the lower decks.

When the financial crisis came to Asia, Indonesian economists and government officials were confident that it would not come to Indonesia; nonetheless, it did. The poorer Indonesians, similar to people on the lower decks may not know the monetary system, and how it works; however, when the Indonesian “ship” began to leak, they were the ones who felt the changes first, such as price hikes and the likes. The fortunate, on the other hand, may have gained more money and left the country with those “boats,” leaving hundred thousands of lower-income people, who are struggling for life, behind.

While the movie is quite entertaining, that it makes us smile, and sad (especially at the end when DiCaprio shivered to death), it reminds me of a true sadness that we are all facing in reality as the Asian financial crisis continues to deepen. It reminds me of the gap between the haves and the have-nots in Indonesia. It reminds me that only the rich would be safe when a crisis occurs, and the poor would die because of the greediness of the elites.